i fucking love this guy.
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
- regular person: have you seen that episode where-
- me: i've seen all the episodes
Anonymous:
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Me:
I know I said I wanted anon questions but wtf is this? o.o
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting.
Me:all the time, ALL THE FUCKING TIME .
(Source: grizzzlybearcub)
